Dring dring…

NSA. Can I help you?
I’ve forgotten when my dental appointment is. I was wondering if…
One moment please. […] Wednesday 4:15 p.m. Have a good day.

NSA. Can I help you?
Any idea where my Visa Card is?
One moment please. […] In the Chinese restaurant. It slipped down the back of the seat while you were touching up the waitress. Have a good day.

NSA. Can I help you?
I’ve forgotten Mustafa’s phone number.
One moment please. […] Is that the Mustafa who spent four weeks in Somalia last year?
That’s him.
I’ll text you his number. Have a good day.

NSA. Can I help you?
I’ve forgotten where I put the bomb.
One moment please. […] You left it in th… AAAARGH!!!

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